"There's a movement
in Arizona now to turn voting there into a lottery. This is real. The way it
would work is that after every election, one voter would win a million dollars.
So basically, you'd vote a Democrat and end up a Republican." --Jay Leno
"They found a sunken
Roman city off the coast of Egypt that is 2,000 years old. They believe is
happened during the reign of Emperor Ray Nagin." --Jay Leno
"At the end of last
night's 'American Idol,' Ryan Seacrest announced that more than 63 million
votes were cast, which is more than any president in U.S. history has ever
received. In a related story, this morning Hillary Clinton bought a karaoke
machine." --Conan O'Brien
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