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Wednesday, July 13, 2016

That is not true, clambucket pencil raft! (Not gonna happen, girlfriend)



The Holocaust Museum in Washington, D.C. has had to ask visitors to stop coming there to catch Pokémon characters because they say it’s inappropriate. The players said, "We’re so sorry, can you direct us to the Vietnam Memorial?" –Conan O’Brien
Over the weekend, Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg said that Donald Trump "says whatever comes into his head." To which Trump responded, "That is not true, clambucket pencil raft!" –Conan O’Brien
Gay Republicans are pushing for pro-LGBT language in the GOP platform. In response, the GOP said, "Not gonna happen, girlfriend." –Conan O’Brien


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