"As you know, when
President Bush is down on his ranch, he likes to spend his time clearing brush
and chopping wood, because no matter how much legislation you pass to cut down
trees, there's nothing like destroying them with your own hands." --Jay
Leno
"The president last
week made a surprise announcement. Fourteen high profile terror suspects were
transferred from secret oversees prisons to Guantanamo Bay to face military
tribunals that, as of yet, do not legally exist. On the face of it, this is
great news. I think we all feel a certain pride knowing the administration
does, in fact, have secret overseas prisons. I think it's my pride, something
is definitely swollen." --Stephen Colbert
"Earth is in trouble.
A new study found that in Greenland, polar bears' genitals are shrinking due to
industrial pollutants. This is what's happening and the Bush administration, of
course, is denying the science. They're saying the reason the polar bear's
package is smaller this year -- they just got out of the water." --Bill
Maher
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