https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
Friday, February 25, 2022
Russell Brand: Ukraine - This Changes Everything
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/02/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
Billy Joel’s already working on a remix of ‘We Didn’t Start the Fire.’ (just to lighten the mood)
February 2022
“As you know, Russia is now at war with Ukraine. It is a crazy world we’re living in. In fact, today President Biden asked the C.D.C. to find a new variant just to lighten the mood.” —Jimmy Fallon
“Yep, Russian president Vladimir Putin has launched a full-scale invasion of Ukraine. I think Putin has lost his mind. Even Kim Jong-un was like, ‘You’re not actually supposed to do it.’” —Jimmy Fallon
“Yeah, World War III, a global pandemic, the queen has Covid, rising inflation. Billy Joel’s already working on a remix of ‘We Didn’t Start the Fire.’” —Jimmy Fallon
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/02/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
He’s never gonna date you, dude. Give it up! (Attaboy, Adolf. Sweet mustache.)
February 2022
“It takes a special kind of a son of a [expletive] to see innocent people fleeing their homes and think, ‘How can I make this about me?’ But nobody does that better than Donald Trump.” —Jimmy Kimmel
“Can you imagine if any other president behaved this way? This would be like if during World War II, Hoover came out and said, ‘Attaboy, Adolf. Sweet mustache. I love what you’re doing there.’” —Jimmy Kimmel
“The former president told Fox News that the invasion ‘all happened because of a rigged election’ before proceeding into a typical rambling rant about immigration and inflation. Can you blame something real on something fake? That’s like blaming the chickenpox on the tooth fairy. It doesn’t make sense. Trump has continued to defend his ‘KGBFF’ Putin, which is embarrassing. He’s never gonna date you, dude. Give it up!” —Jimmy Kimmel
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/02/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
You still do not support Medicare for All (Am I a bad person?)
February 2022
“Russian President Vladimir Putin declared war last night against Ukraine, and this is nice: Trump offered to host the after party.” —Seth Meyers
“So, if you were like most people, you were shocked and horrified. But if you were Donald Trump, apparently you were at Mar-a-Lago watching it with a bunch of Palm Beach plastic surgeons and their third wives and thinking, ‘You really got to hand it to Vladimir Putin.’” —Seth Meyers
“As Trump told a dinner crowd at his Florida resort: ‘He’s taking over a country for two dollars’ worth of sanctions, I’d say that’s pretty smart.’ First of all, stop talking about everything like it’s a fucking real estate deal! It’s an illegal war against a sovereign nation, not an empty lot in Atlantic City.” —Seth Meyers
“Second, if you ever find yourself at a fancy high-dollar fundraiser clinking champagne glasses while the keynote speaker applauds a catastrophic war that will cause mass suffering and destabilize an entire continent, maybe take a moment to text your therapist and ask: ‘Am I a bad person?’” —Seth Meyers
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/02/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
well, it would make a good golf course (De-nazify?)
February 2022
“In less than a day, Putin’s “special military operation” – an unprovoked attack on its neighbor – left Ukrainian cities in chaos, highways clogged with civilians fleeing west, subway stations turned into bomb shelters. And the Russian leader had a pretty lame excuse to justify it. In a propaganda-laden speech Thursday morning, Putin claimed the attack was intended to ‘de-nazify’ the Ukrainian government. De-nazify? That’s hard to do when you’re acting like de-Nazis.” –Stephen Colbert
“Meanwhile, Donald Trump has been out there pushing a pro-Putin agenda forever, and he was still out there last night in a speech at Mar-a-Gulago. On Wednesday evening, Trump addressed a fundraising dinner and praised Putin’s unilateral declaration that two eastern provinces of Ukraine were independent. ‘Listen, he’s taking over a country, really a vast, vast location,’ said Trump, ‘a great piece of land with a lot of people, and just walking right in.’ Everything is a real estate deal with this guy! It’s the biggest attack on a European country since World War II! When Hitler invaded Poland, FDR didn’t say ‘well, it would make a good golf course.’” —Stephen Colbert
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/02/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
You had one job! (Hold my vodka)
February 2022
“Over the last five years, we’ve seen democracy repeatedly undermined, tragic, unprecedented firestorms, a global pandemic. Well this morning, Vladimir Putin looked at all of that and said, ‘Hold my vodka,’ and invaded Ukraine.” —Stephen Colbert
“Then, as the invasion began, the ex-prez took to Russian state media — sorry, I misread that: Fox News.” —Stephen Colbert
“Listen, I don’t know what’s going to happen, but one thing’s for sure: Putin should fire those peacekeepers. You had one job!” —Stephen Colbert
“This is the biggest ground war in Europe since World War II, and the whole world is in shock. That’s why today’s Wordle was ‘Aaaah!’” —Stephen Colbert
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/02/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
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