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Showing posts with label Hannibal Lector. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hannibal Lector. Show all posts

Saturday, September 30, 2023

the worst aim of anyone in the White House since Bill Clinton (We'll still have each other)


"Hillary Clinton said today she finds the administration's refusal to level with the American people troubling, but she also finds it somewhat nostalgic." --Jay Leno


"Dick Cheney's defense is that he was aiming at a quail when he shot the guy. Which means that Cheney now has the worst aim of anyone in the White House since Bill Clinton." --Jay Leno


"Breaking Bad" airs its final episode on Sunday. It's about a chemistry teacher who has cancer and starts making meth to help cover his medical bills and provide for his family. Or as Republicans call that, a legitimate alternative to Obamacare." –Jay Leno


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”



 

Friday, February 25, 2022

He’s never gonna date you, dude. Give it up! (Attaboy, Adolf. Sweet mustache.)


February 2022

“It takes a special kind of a son of a [expletive] to see innocent people fleeing their homes and think, ‘How can I make this about me?’ But nobody does that better than Donald Trump.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“Can you imagine if any other president behaved this way? This would be like if during World War II, Hoover came out and said, ‘Attaboy, Adolf. Sweet mustache. I love what you’re doing there.’” —Jimmy Kimmel


The former president told Fox News that the invasion ‘all happened because of a rigged election’ before proceeding into a typical rambling rant about immigration and inflation. Can you blame something real on something fake? That’s like blaming the chickenpox on the tooth fairy. It doesn’t make sense. Trump has continued to defend his ‘KGBFF’ Putin, which is embarrassing. He’s never gonna date you, dude. Give it up!” —Jimmy Kimmel

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/02/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”