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Monday, October 28, 2019

finally a real man in the White House (he still is able to squeeze in a little racism)

All this impeachment stuff is making a crazy person crazy. The other day Trump said the impeachment inquiry was a lynching. Don't you love that about Donald Trump, even when he's fighting for his political life, he still is able to squeeze in a little racism. --Bill Maher

Trump’s level of self-pity I don't think we could ever measure this. It's awe-inspiring. Every day the President of the United State acts like a high school girl who was sopping into her pillow that everybody hates her and all Trump’s fans are like, finally a real man in the White House. --Bill Maher

Felicity Huffman was released today after serving 11 of her 14 day sentence. The good news for her is that she got out early. The bad news is that she is now a member of the Aryan Brotherhood. --Bill Maher

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Fool me twice, shame on me (the 9/11 of Mayors)

Lawmakers in Boston are considering a new law that would make it illegal to call someone a bitch. Unless, of course, that person is wearing a Yankees hat. --Michael Che, SNL

To celebrate the 400th anniversary of The Mayflower, a solar-powered boat will cross the Atlantic. Personally, I am not celebrating any boat that crossed the Atlantic 400 years ago. Fool me twice, shame on me. --Michael Che, SNL

What the hell happened to Rudy Giuliani? I’m a New Yorker. I remember Giuliani coming out on TV during 9/11, so calm and measured and he told us not to worry. And now I watch him on TV and I’m like, wait, did this guy even understand what was going on then or was he like Forrest Gump in Vietnam? Somehow Giuliani went from the Mayor of 9/11 to the 9/11 of Mayors. --Michael Che, SNL

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

sandwich mascots/rat paintings/Perfect

A new poll shows that the best known Supreme Court justice is now Brett Kavanaugh. Sort of the same way that the best known sandwich mascot is Jared Fogle. --Colin Jost, SNL

An art student in Norway has trained her pet rat to make tiny paintings with his feet. Critics call the paintings bad, even by rat standards. --Colin Jost, SNL

Senator Mitch McConnell denied a claim that he referred to Trump’s Ukraine call as “Perfect,” because the only time Mitch McConnell has ever said something was perfect is when he saw a child drop her ice cream cone and lose her balloon at the same time. --Colin Jost, SNL

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”