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Showing posts with label Felicity Huffman. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Felicity Huffman. Show all posts

Monday, October 28, 2019

finally a real man in the White House (he still is able to squeeze in a little racism)

All this impeachment stuff is making a crazy person crazy. The other day Trump said the impeachment inquiry was a lynching. Don't you love that about Donald Trump, even when he's fighting for his political life, he still is able to squeeze in a little racism. --Bill Maher
Trump’s level of self-pity I don't think we could ever measure this. It's awe-inspiring. Every day the President of the United State acts like a high school girl who was sopping into her pillow that everybody hates her and all Trump’s fans are like, finally a real man in the White House. --Bill Maher
Felicity Huffman was released today after serving 11 of her 14 day sentence. The good news for her is that she got out early. The bad news is that she is now a member of the Aryan Brotherhood. --Bill Maher

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”


Saturday, September 21, 2019

she’s expected to serve 17 minutes and win a People’s Choice Award (I played Danny in Grease)


The actress Felicity Huffman was sentenced to 14 days in prison on Friday. The former “Desperate Housewives” star pleaded guilty to mail fraud after paying $15,000 to inflate her daughter’s SAT score.
“O.K., hold on — she said she committed the crime because she was frightened and stupid? I get the stupid part — what were you frightened of? Was the principal at the school, like, ‘Ma’am, your kid’s score is only good enough for the University of Phoenix’?” --Trevor Noah
“And by the way, if the judge let her off lightly because she was all emotional, then that judge is a fool. Because Felicity Huffman is one of the best actors around — getting emotional is her job.” --Trevor Noah
“Now obviously this short sentence has a lot of backlash with people saying Felicity Huffman only got the special treatment because she is an actor. And I don’t know if that’s true, but you know that right now someone out there is being busted with drugs, and they’re like, ‘Your honor, before you render your verdict, I want you to know that in high school, I played Danny in “Grease.”’ --Trevor Noah
“She was sentenced to two weeks but with good behavior she’s expected to serve 17 minutes and win a People’s Choice Award.” --Jimmy Kimmel
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”