It's the people at the bottom who create wealth (Look out, Latvia)

"Today was the start of the Democratic National Convention in Charlotte, N.C. They’re going all out to make sure it tops last week’s Republican convention. In fact, I heard at this one they’re going to have Clint Eastwood yell at a couch." –Jimmy Fallon

I read that a sailboat near Greece that was in distress was busted for carrying 1,500 pounds of marijuana. Actually, the boat wasn't actually in distress. Turns out it was just being paranoid. –Jimmy Fallon

"Intelligence officials say they had a hard time predicting Russia's invasion because Vladimir Putin doesn't own a cellphone or use the Internet due to fear of being tracked. You can tell Putin doesn't spend much time online. When he says 'LOL,' he means 'Look out, Latvia.'" –Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

You're paranoid, the neighbors aren't spying on us (Boy, you think you know somebody)

They had a fundraising softball game at Yankee Stadium over the weekend, and do you know who played? New Jersey Governor Chris Christie. He had a great day at the plate. I'm talking about lunch.—David Letterman

"Anyway, Dick Cheney’s book is fantastic, and you better get to Barnes & Noble early for the book shooting." --David Letterman

I did some historical research today. Adolf Hitler, it turns out, was delinquent in his income taxes. He owed over $3 million in taxes. Boy, you think you know somebody. –David Letterman

"People are kind of upset with British Petroleum CEO Tony Hayward. Over the weekend, he was out on his yacht. In his defense, Tony twittered that the oil spill was still his top priority. And I think you know that a guy really cares when he tweets from his yacht." –David Letterman

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Paranoia and Ads for Cialis (We’re back, baby!)

Fox News is dropping its famous tagline, “Fair and Balanced.” Fox News is swapping it for the more accurate tagline, “Paranoia and Ads for Cialis.” –Conan O’Brien

Experts say that if President Trump were to fire Special Prosecutor Robert Mueller, all hell would break loose. Or as Trump calls that, “Thursday.” –Conan O’Brien

A United Airlines employee is under fire for pushing over a 71-year-old passenger. Or as the CEO of United put it, “We’re back, baby!” –Conan O’Brien

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Under Donald Trump’s rule, the only genders will be burger kings and dairy queens (hiding behind the furniture and yelling ideas)

February 2023

“With a few exceptions, Republicans are all dreading another Trump campaign. That’s the central problem they’re facing right now. They all quietly want Trump gone, but nobody wants to be the one to stop him. It’s like when you leave a window open and a bird gets in your house, and your whole family is hiding behind the furniture and yelling ideas.” —Seth Meyers

“As part of his 2024 campaign, Trump is trying to rev up the Maga outrage machine with a heaping helping of trans paranoia. In a video, Trump promised to cease all programs that promote the concept of sex and gender transition at any age as president and push Congress to pass a bill to recognize only male and female genders assigned at birth. By me, your commander in chief and official penis inspector of the United States of America. He’ll be grabbing everybody by the genitals, because when you’re a celebrity, they let you! Under Donald Trump’s rule, the only genders will be burger kings and dairy queens.” —Jimmy Kimmel

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Turns out it was just being paranoid (Do you want a hint?)

I also want to say congratulations to Serena Williams, who just welcomed a baby girl. The doctor gave the baby to Serena, then Serena returned it, then the doctor sent it back, then Serena returned it again, and won the point. It was amazing to watch. –Jimmy Fallon

I read that a sailboat near Greece that was in distress was busted for carrying 1,500 pounds of marijuana. Actually, the boat wasn't actually in distress. Turns out it was just being paranoid. –Jimmy Fallon

     

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html #Bernie2020 #FeeltheBern #repealreplacerepublicans

In other words, I love it (Paranoia and Ads for Cialis)

Fox News is dropping its famous tagline, “Fair and Balanced.” Fox News is swapping it for the more accurate tagline, “Paranoia and Ads for Cialis.” –Conan O’Brien

Today, President Trump said the GOP healthcare bill that passed through the House was “mean” and “difficult to defend.” Then Trump said, “In other words, I love it.” –Conan O’Brien

Today is President Trump’s birthday. Melania surprised him by still living in the White House. –Conan O’Brien

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html #Bernie2020 #JusticeDemocrats

Towering Cartoon Shows Why Trump Isn't The Real Problem

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

Towering Cartoon Shows Why Trump Isn't The Real Problem

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html