What we now call humans were still evolving from the sea (since two months before Jesus was born)

Last night was the most watched baseball game in 25 years. The Cubs won the World Series for the first time since 1908. If there were any Cubs fans still alive from the last time they won, they definitely died in the eighth inning. –Jimmy Kimmel

It was funny hearing all the reporters after the game saying things like the last time the Cubs won the World Series you couldn’t listen to it on the radio because radio hadn’t been invented yet, and the last time the Cubs won the World Series, people weren’t able to clap because we still had flippers. What we now call humans were still evolving from the sea. –Jimmy Kimmel

This is the biggest night for Major League Baseball in a very long time. Not your usual World Series. Tonight from Cleveland, game one between the Indians and the Cubs. Two perennial losers. Neither the Cubs nor Indians have won the World Series since two months before Jesus was born. –Jimmy Kimmel

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Got his social security number. You know what it is? Three. (like Aristotle and Socrates)

"Well, more good news this week for John McCain. It seems he is now matching Barack Obama's fundraising numbers. But he does have a slight advantage. See, for every dollar McCain raises, Medicare matches it." --Jay Leno

 

"And John McCain and Barack Obama met last week for a forum on national service at Columbia University in New York. McCain said being on a college campus reminded him of all his old professors, like Aristotle and Socrates." --Jay Leno

"Well it's now being reported that in exchange for Hillary's support, if he is elected, Barack Obama will make Hillary Clinton a Supreme Court judge. Has he thought this through? You know the Clintons: if she gets on the Supreme Court, she could demand a recount and declare herself the winner. It's happened before." --Jay Leno

 

"In more serious news, big controversy last week after State Department officials looked at passport files of all three major candidates. Turns out, they got a hold of John McCain's Social Security number. Got his social security number. You know what it is? Three." --Jay Leno

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

The thoughtful restraint of the Internet (slander becomes the tool of the losers)

It's a true Christmas miracle because Fox News has birthed Fox Nation. It takes America's favorite news channel and adds the one thing that's always been lacking. The thoughtful restraint of the Internet. The New York Times describes Fox Nation as Netflix for conservatives which means it's for people who like Netflix but wish its World War II documentaries weren't so mean to the Nazis. --Samantha Bee

Just like Netflix, Fox Nation offers literally tens of programs and all of the most popular genres. From lifestyle shows and history shows, to Hillary's an evil bitch shows, and colleges turning your kids into whores and lesbians shows. To poor people are parasites shows and Muslims want to murder you shows. What all of their programming has in common is the Fox worldview that this is our country and those other people are trying to take it away from us. --Samantha Bee

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Apparently, Joe Biden has not seen The Empire Strikes Back (foreign policy experience)

"Joe Biden gave a speech in Michigan yesterday, where he said that John McCain is the sequel to President Bush, and he said the sequel is always worse than the original. Yeah. Well, President Bush was furious. He said, 'Apparently, Joe Biden has not seen 'The Empire Strikes Back.'" --Jay Leno



"And John McCain and Barack Obama met last week for a forum on national service at Columbia University in New York. McCain said being on a college campus reminded him of all his old professors, like Aristotle and Socrates." --Jay Leno



"John McCain and Sarah Palin attended a campaign rally in Vienna, Ohio, today. They were in Vienna. Apparently, they went to Vienna so Sarah Palin could get some foreign policy experience." --Jay Leno



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they went to Vienna, Ohio to get some foreign policy experience (old professors)

"Well, as you all know, during the interview with Charles Gibson last week on ABC, Sarah Palin did not know what the Bush doctrine was. But to be fair, a month ago, she didn't know who John McCain was either." --Jay Leno



"And John McCain and Barack Obama met last week for a forum on national service at Columbia University in New York. McCain said being on a college campus reminded him of all his old professors, like Aristotle and Socrates." --Jay Leno



"John McCain and Sarah Palin attended a campaign rally in Vienna, Ohio, today. They were in Vienna. Apparently, they went to Vienna so Sarah Palin could get some foreign policy experience." --Jay Leno

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html #Bernie2020 #JusticeDemocrats