JOKES: That’s OK, I like being dominated (What Buck?)

At the box office this past weekend, “Lego Batman” beat out the sequel to “Fifty Shades of Grey.” When asked for comment, the movie “Fifty Shades” said, “That’s OK, I like being dominated.” –Conan O’Brien

Astronomers say they now know the approximate weight of the Milky Way. They found this out by adding 10 pounds to the Milky Way’s weight on its Tinder profile. –Conan O’Brien

Thieves in London made off with $3 million worth of rare books from the Middle Ages. Authorities describe the suspect as “boring.” –Conan O’Brien

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