I guess those are just the kinds of thoughts you have when you drive in circles for four hours (scientific method)

"Yesterday, during his domestic abuse trial, NASCAR driver Kurt Busch said he believes his ex-girlfriend is a CIA-trained assassin. I guess those are just the kinds of thoughts you have when you drive in circles for four hours." –Seth Meyers

"Mitt Romney said he is considering a third presidential bid. Romney said he got the idea from watching his dog repeatedly run into an electric fence." –Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

He’s going to be the first presidential candidate giving speeches from his getaway car (a man so bad at sex he pays people not to talk about it)

“Donald Trump teased a possible arrest for campaign finance violations that’s still pending a grand jury decision on charges. It could happen at any moment or, knowing Trump’s luck, maybe never. At this point, I wouldn’t be surprised if Merrick Garland just put himself in jail, it just seems easier.” —Seth Meyers

“Donald Trump, the man so bad at sex he pays people not to talk about it. ” —John Leguizamo, The Daily Show

“I love that Trump is running for office and from the law at the same time. How great is that? He’s going to be the first presidential candidate giving speeches from his getaway car.” — John Leguizamo, The Daily Show

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

In that case, forget it. Get me Steven Seagal (He keeps a lot of stuff private)

John McCain actually praised Trump’s new national security adviser, H.R. McMaster, calling him an outstanding choice and a man of genuine intellect, character, and ability. Then Trump said, “In that case, forget it. Get me Steven Seagal.” –Jimmy Fallon

There are rumors that Russia’s compiling a psychological profile on Trump to help Putin get inside his head. You know, it’s so hard to get Trump to open up and talk about himself. He keeps a lot of stuff private. –Jimmy Fallon

Oh, this isn't good. Guys, today, Southwest had to cancel hundreds of flights due to mechanical problems. Yeah, the CEO of Southwest was like, "I'm sorry, but two wings seemed pretty freaking redundant." --Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”