But kind of concerning -- they're Valentine's Day cards (technically, it's letters cut out of various magazines and glued)

April 2023

“According to polls, most Democrats don’t want Biden to run again. Then Biden said, ‘Hey, none of you wanted “Avatar 2” either, but look how that turned out.’” —Jimmy Fallon

“Former president Trump released his book, ‘Letters to Trump,’ which is a collection of 150 private letters sent to him by big-name celebrities and politicians. Yeah, the book actually features letters from Putin and Kim Jong-un. But kind of concerning -- they're Valentine's Day cards.” —Jimmy Fallon

“The book even contains a letter from Hillary Clinton. Well, technically, it's letters cut out of various magazines and glued.” —Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

I don't know if they even make these parts anymore (Make Jazz Not War/Take a hint)

February 2023

“Joe Biden’s annual physical was yesterday. He was given a clean bill of health although his X-ray did reveal several classified documents.” —Stephen Colbert

“This morning, President Biden went to Walter Reed for his annual physical exam. And let's just say Vice President Harris seemed a little too eager to hear the results. Yeah, it's never good when the doctor examining you is like, ‘I don't know if they even make these parts anymore.’” —Jimmy Fallon

“The White House said Biden's exam took three hours. It's never good when your physical has an intermission. Nothing says peak physical condition like a doctor's visit with the same running time as Avatar 2.” —Jimmy Fallon

“And finally, a cat from Florida that went missing two years ago was just found 1,400 miles from home in Kansas. Yep. The owners were really excited, while the cat was like, ‘Take the hint.’” —Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Trump is gonna be upset when he discovers it’s not this Perdue that makes chicken fingers (problems we don’t have yet)

May 2022

“In the Republican primary in Georgia, the battle is between the incumbent governor Brian Kemp and David Perdue. Why should we even care about these two dinguses? Perdue is endorsed by Donald Trump while Kemp is backed by Mike Pence. It’s the thriller in vanilla and in this battle there are very fine people on neither side. They are saying that this could be the start of a 2024 Pence presidential run. Pence is trying to change the MAGA message to hang with Mike Pence. I think that Trump is gonna be upset when he discovers it’s not this Perdue that makes chicken fingers.” —Stephen Colbert

“Now monkeypox, which is racing through Europe hopefully on a unicycle and is already affecting the US. Crazy conspiracy theories have inevitably cropped up including one that the US is planning to release a bioengineered version. Do you really think the US is currently capable of having plans? We can’t even plan having enough baby formula.” —Stephen Colbert

“Former Trump lackey Kellyanne Conway has been releasing more tidbits from her book, now admitting that Trump did in fact lose the election. This admission was in the one place he would never see it, which is a book.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“There is a quote from Joe Biden who said that economic recovery in the US will ‘take some time’. OK, take some time like the Amazon option that saves you a dollar or take some time like Avatar 2?” —Seth Meyers

“The president’s vagueness is like a Magic 8 Ball. Biden has said recently that the US would get involved if China were to invade Taiwan. Well, at least he’s taking a firm stand on problems we don’t have yet.” —Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”