I don't know if they even make these parts anymore (Make Jazz Not War/Take a hint)

February 2023

“Joe Biden’s annual physical was yesterday. He was given a clean bill of health although his X-ray did reveal several classified documents.” —Stephen Colbert

“This morning, President Biden went to Walter Reed for his annual physical exam. And let's just say Vice President Harris seemed a little too eager to hear the results. Yeah, it's never good when the doctor examining you is like, ‘I don't know if they even make these parts anymore.’” —Jimmy Fallon

“The White House said Biden's exam took three hours. It's never good when your physical has an intermission. Nothing says peak physical condition like a doctor's visit with the same running time as Avatar 2.” —Jimmy Fallon

“And finally, a cat from Florida that went missing two years ago was just found 1,400 miles from home in Kansas. Yep. The owners were really excited, while the cat was like, ‘Take the hint.’” —Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”