People are asking him to please stop using his trampoline (Right back at you)

So, a second earthquake in two days has hit New Jersey. People are asking Chris Christie to please stop using his trampoline. —Greg Gutfeld

President Trump said he wonders if Jasmine Crockett is related to the late great Davy Crockett. Now, he's not far off. One fought in the Alamo and the other should work at Alamo. —Greg Gutfeld

Michelle Obama wished her husband Barack a happy 64th birthday and said he's quote the coolest guy I know. Right back at you, he said. —Greg Gutfeld

A naked man wearing nothing but a black gimp mask and sneakers was caught on video prowling the streets of a quiet town in England. You know, maybe I'm getting old, but I can remember a time when Brit Hume spent his vacation in the Hamptons. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

the fecal matter had truly hit the oscillator! (What’s an Alamo?)

January 2022

“It’s the first anniversary of the insurrection at the Capitol. It’s important to reflect on a day like this. There’s a reason Texas’ motto is not ‘What’s an Alamo?’” —Stephen Colbert

“President Biden’s address regarding the events of Jan. 6th, detailed the horrific actions of Trump supporters that day, including ‘literally defecating in the hallways.’ Defecating? That is a very delicate, presidential and high-minded way to describe MAGA maniacs smearing poop on the walls: [imitating Biden] ‘These ignoble miscreants absconded with Madam Speaker’s rostrum, set alight their cannabis cigarillos and besmirched these hallowed corridors with their human detritus! The fecal matter — the fecal matter had truly hit the oscillator!’” —Stephen Colbert

“Joe Biden also chastised Donald Trump for sitting idly by in a private White House dining room, ‘doing nothing for hours.’ Excuse me, sir. Since when is downing a KFC family bucket doing ‘nothing?’ He was working hard, and he had the chicken sweats to prove it.” —Stephen Colbert

“Now, there were some notable absences from the ceremonies today. During a moving moment of silence for the officers who lost their lives, there were only two Republicans on the House floor. The other Republican legislators chose to re-enact Jan. 6 by hiding in fear.” —Stephen Colbert

“But the former White House chief of staff Mark Meadows appeared on Sean Hannity’s Fox News show, and instead of discussing their now public pants-crapping, terrified text exchange from a year back, Meadows complained in advance about how the media would cover it. Meadows said, ‘You’re right to point out that tomorrow is going to be spent on January 6th.’ Keen analysis. Meadows went on to predict the next day would be spent on January 7th, the day after might focus on January 8th, and by the weekend, we could see numbers as high as 9 or 10.” —Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Thanks to me, everyone will remember Alamo (I’m just planning my escape)

January 2021

“When they heard Trump was coming to the border, Mexico was like, ‘Phew, thank God that wall is here.’” —Jimmy Fallon

“When asked what he was doing there, Trump said, ‘I’m just planning my escape.’” —Jimmy Fallon

“Yup, Trump visited the border in the town of Alamo, Texas. He was like, ‘Thanks to me, everyone will remember Alamo.’” —Jimmy Fallon

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

writing on his border wall is the only place Trump’s allowed to post (Isn’t he a flight risk at this point?)

January 2021

“The president did break away from the TV on Tuesday for a trip to Alamo, Texas, to sign a piece of the border wall – his signature, if mostly unachieved, campaign promise from 2016 – and remind people that he’s not just a megalomaniac, he’s also a racist. Should Trump even be allowed near the border? Isn’t he a flight risk at this point?” —Jimmy Kimmel

“You know your presidency is off the rails when you have to distract from your attempted coup with your giant symbol of racism. At the event, Trump gave his usual rambling, incoherent speech and signed a section of the wall with a Sharpie. Right now, writing on his border wall is the only place Trump’s allowed to post.” —Jimmy Fallon

“Meanwhile, the House passed a resolution on Tuesday calling on Mike Pence to invoke the 25th amendment, along with Trump’s remaining cabinet, and strip him of his powers. It’s a tough choice for Pence to invoke the 25th and have Maga nation hate you, or refuse and still have Maga nation hate you, which is all but certain to fall on deaf ears. You can tell Pence was nervous because he spent all day slamming milks like it was Friday at 5pm.” —Jimmy Fallon

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

that’s fine, here are some more seats (yada yada yada, Rick Perry!)

August 2011

"He's not George Bush on steroids. Rick Perry is what happens if Lex Luthor distilled down George Bush essence in a laboratory and crossed it with gun powder and semen from the finest thoroughbred in Lubbock, and then strapped that concoction onto a nuclear missile and shot it into the f*cking sun! And then, waited, waited, waited, until one day, on the anniversarry of the Alamo, a solar flare, yada yada yada, Rick Perry!" –Jon Stewart

"If all of Jon Huntsman’s supporters met at the Ames, Iowa Quiznos, the fire marshal would say, ‘yeah, that’s fine, here are some more seats.'" –Jon Stewart

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

He was so drunk he couldn't even remember the Alamo (It was their final, most essential command)

It's been reported that Donald Trump's Atlantic City casinos are in such bad shape they could go bankrupt. Now you can tell something's wrong because Trump has changed his trademark slogan from “You're fired” to “Can you loan me five bucks.” --Conan O’Brien 3/31/2004

Jason Patric the star of the new movie the Alamo was arrested for public drunkenness. Apparently Patric was so drunk he couldn't even remember the Alamo. --Conan O’Brien 3/31/2004

The mayor of St. Louis announced he's starting a campaign to get St. Louis off the list of America's fattest cities. Apparently the people of St. Louis realized they had a problem when someone got stuck walking through the arch. --Conan O’Brien 4/1/2004

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”  

yada yada yada, Rick Perry!

"He's not George Bush on steroids. Rick Perry is what happens if Lex Luther distilled down George Bush essence in a laboratory and crossed it with gun powder and semen from the finest thoroughbred in Lubbock, and then strapped that concoction onto a nuclear missile and shot it into the f*cking sun! And then, waited, waited, waited, until one day, on the anniversarry of the Alamo, a solar flare, yada yada yada, Rick Perry!" –Jon Stewart



"If all of Jon Huntsman’s supporters met at the Ames, Iowa Quiznos, the fire marshal would say, ‘yeah, that’s fine, here are some more seats.'" –Jon Stewart

 

John Hulse painting