“Newly elected Congressman George Santos, is already facing calls to resign because of a growing list of scandals, including lies he's told about his family, education, and his work history. Yep, it's odd when a congressman holds up his right hand to be sworn in, and everyone's like, 'You know what? Don't bother.'” —Jimmy Fallon
“That's right -- last week, Southwest left passengers and luggage across the country stranded after they suffered a major meltdown and canceled more than 15,000 flights. Southwest said that they were launching an investigation into the meltdown, but then they immediately canceled it.” —Jimmy Fallon
“Some movie news. Less than three weeks since its release, Avatar: The Way of Water has already topped $1.4 billion at the global box office. Meanwhile, the Blue Man Group was like, ‘What are we doing wrong here?’” —Jimmy Fallon
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”

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