So congratulations to our new Speaker of the House, Top Gun: Maverick (there's a reason why you only get three strikes in baseball)

January 2023

“Yep, as of tonight's taping, it's been three days and nine votes, and we still don't have a Speaker of the House. Before today's vote, C-SPAN was like, ‘We swear this is not a rerun.’” —Jimmy Fallon

“Right now, Kevin McCarthy is so embarrassed, he went up to George Santos and said, ‘Help me create a new identity.’” —Jimmy Fallon

“McCarthy has lost nine times. It is brutal. I mean, there's a reason why you only get three strikes in baseball.” —Jimmy Fallon

“And get this -- I read that some Democrats and Republicans are considering a deal for a speaker both parties can get behind. So congratulations to our new Speaker of the House, Top Gun: Maverick.” —Jimmy Fallon

“Right now, people are betting on which we'll get first — the Speaker of the House or "Avatar 3.” —Jimmy Fallon

“That's right -- as of tonight's taping, McCarthy has lost 13 times. They say 13 is unlucky, but 1 to 12 weren't that great, either.” —Jimmy Fallon

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