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Thursday, June 20, 2019

Said men, "Wait. That's not all one thing?" (all the Yelp reviews are just actual yelps)

President Trump has reached a deal with Mexico to reduce the number of migrants at the southern border. "No more than three," said Trump when asked how many more migrants he plans on marrying. --Seth Meyers
According to reports, the HBO miniseries "Chernobyl," about the 1980s Soviet nuclear accident, has led to a rise in tourism to the abandoned radioactive city. And, so far, all the Yelp reviews are just actual yelps. --Seth Meyers
Lawmakers in New York have introduced legislation that would prohibit companies from charging different prices for similar men's and women's products, like shampoo, conditioner, and body wash. Said men, "Wait. That's not all one thing?" --Seth Meyers
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“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination
of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

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