Wow, Jerry, looking good! (Trump's personal trainer)

Boeing is currently in possession of so many malfunctioning 737 MAX jets that they have started storing the planes in their employee parking lot. Either that or Jerry in marketing finally got that raise. “Wow! Wow, Jerry, looking good!” --Seth Meyers

Federal officials today announced the launch of a program to combat robocalls, which they are calling Operation Call it Quits. "Sorry, that name is already taken," said Trump's personal trainer. --Seth Meyers

Disneyland this week opened its new "Star Wars"-themed park. The park has nine sections, but it's only worth seeing the first three. --Seth Meyers

It was reported today that Cuba will open its first sex shop. It's called Fideldo's. --Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”