I got a peanut butter and jelly. What do you -- Oh, my God! (Because we've seen this sh*t before!)

A woman in England has gained media attention after she revealed that she breastfed her daughter until she was 9 years old. Well, at least she didn't have to worry about her classmates wanting to trade lunches. "Uh, let's see. I got a peanut butter and jelly. What do you -- Oh, my God!" --Seth Meyers

And, finally, designer brand Yves Saint Laurent has released a new line of jewelry that features tiny penises. They would have made them bigger, but it's their winter collection. --Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”