he's been telling his supporters he already has two penises (or as the republicans call it, Kenya)

And finally, a man in Georgia was arrested over the weekend after he tried to rob a McDonald's and accidentally shot himself in the thigh. He's lucky. He came this close to hitting his McNuggets. --Seth Meyers

So, in the home stretch of the campaign, Trump somehow managed to lie even more than he usually does. And yet it didn't seem to bother his supporters. They either believe every word he says or openly brag that they don't care. One voter at a Trump rally in Florida over the weekend told the Huffington Post that she was not interested in whether or how many times Trump might lie that evening. "I don't care if he sprouts a third dick up there." Wait. A third? Oh, my God. Trump's lying has gotten so out of control, he's been telling his supporters he already has two penises, and they believed him. --Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”