Why can't I get separated? (Things we can't afford)

Trump said Democrats want illegal immigrants to "infest" our country. He used the word "infest." Like his German grandfather infested our country. No job, no English. He crawled in on his stomach and infested the country with a bunch of Trumps. --Jimmy Kimmel

This is not a popular policy — 67% of Americans oppose it. Even Melania released a statement saying she hates to see families separated. Partly because it makes her jealous. “Why can't I get separated?” --Jimmy Kimmel

The president is very clearly, no matter what he says, using these children to try to get his wall funded. And here's the thing: If Trump wants to use kids as negotiating tools, the kids he should use are Eric and Donald Jr. They seem to be enormous tools. They are tools that wouldn't even fit in the box. --Jimmy Kimmel

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