I Got Mine, So F*** You! (Nice to see him entering something that's not married)

"Cold out there, huh? So cold today that Saddam Hussein was happy to be in hell. ... So cold that Iran is attempting to enrich hot coco. ... So cold they had to chisel that whacky astronaut out of her diaper. ... The cold weather in New York City causes potholes. This city has more holes than a NASA screening process." --David Letterman

"This week a NASA astronaut attempted to kidnap another astronaut's girlfriend using a BB gun, mallet and pepper spray after driving 900 miles wearing a diaper. Which would all be amazing except that the Russians got a monkey to do it last year." --Conan O'Brien

"The mayor of San Francisco announced that he is entering rehab. Nice to see him entering something that's not married." --Jay Leno

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”