Another way of saying that, banks took $30,000,000,000 from people that had no money

"In the latest count, there are now 25 politicians running for president -- and 15 of them also claim to be the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby." --Jay Leno

"Supreme Court Justice Scalia's daughter was arrested in Illinois for DUI and child endangerment. She says she's gonna fight it all the way to the Supreme Court." --Jay Leno

"The FAA is very close to raising the retirement age of pilots. That means pretty soon both astronauts and pilots will be wearing diapers." --Jay Leno

"Al Gore will be speaking at this year's Democratic Convention -- or as we call it, the Oscars." --Jay Leno

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