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Thursday, June 28, 2018

Or as OJ calls it, an overnight bag (authorities thought she was Elton John)


"Have you been following the story of this female astro-nut? She drove 900 miles from Houston Texas to Orlando, Florida, to confront the woman who was her romantic rival. She drove the whole time wearing a diaper so she didn't have to stop and pee. And let me tell you something ladies, nothing turns a man on more than a woman with a full diaper." --Jay Leno
"When she was arrested, she was carrying a wig, a steel mallet, some duct tape, and a knife. Or as OJ calls it, an overnight bag." --Jay Leno
"How about that story, you know the NASA astronaut? When they caught her, she was wearing a wig and an adult diaper. There was a lot of confusion, because originally, authorities thought she was Elton John." --David Letterman

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

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