It’s like spending all year planning your Halloween party, and you decide the theme is “candy.”

Meanwhile, it was a big day for Melania Trump. She unveiled her platform. We all remember Michelle Obama’s was children’s fitness, Laura Bush’s was child literacy, and Melania’s is "the overall well-being of children.” Just . . .  overall. --Stephen Colbert

That’s kind of vague. You’ve had a year and a half. It’s like spending all year planning your Halloween party, and you decide the theme is “candy.” --Stephen Colbert

The slogan is — and I’m not making this up — "Be Best." Just to be clear: We aren’t making fun of Melania’s accent or the way she talks. She’s a very intelligent woman who speaks multiple languages fluently. But to everyone on her team who signed off on "Be Best": Be Better. --Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”