Friday, May 25, 2018

President Trump Korea Singapore summit coin (now only $19.95)

You'd think this would be a source of embarrassment in the Trump White House but turns out they have no such thing. In fact, this is true, the White House gift shop this afternoon offered a similar coin as their deal of the day — a “President Trump Korea Singapore summit coin, black velvet case, regular price $24.95, now only $19.95.” When people found out about it, it crashed the White House gift shop website, which I'm sure the president will brag about. --Jimmy Kimmel
There were two closed-door briefings for members of Congress to go over classified information related to the “spygate” scandal that Trump cooked up. This briefing was originally supposed to be held for Republicans only. Which is insane. It was so insane, in fact, even the White House agreed it didn't look good. So they changed course and hosted a second meeting that Democrats were invited to. Like when your mom forces you to invite the whole class to your birthday party. You don't want to, but you do. --Jimmy Kimmel “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

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