Donald Duck Won't Be the Only One Without Pants (We are not even on the ride yet)

Disney World announced they are finally serving alcohol at every restaurant in the Magic Kingdom. Parents will say, "These giant teacups are spinning too fast," and the kids will be like, "We are not even on the ride yet." --Jimmy Fallon

It's only been a week but I guess Disney is already thinking about changing their slogan. It used to be "The Happiest Place on Earth." Now they are considering new slogans, like "Disney World: When You Wish Upon a Bar." Next, there's "Disney World: Watch Elsa Do the Walk of Shame." Then there's "Disney World: Sleep It Off in the Hall of Presidents." Then there's "Disney World: Official Home of the $40 Bud Light." And finally, "Disney World: Donald Duck Won't Be the Only One Without Pants." --Jimmy Fallon

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