"Vice President Dick Cheney is going into surgery. He's having a new pacemaker installed. Doctors are confident that Cheney will be up and sneering in no time." --David Letterman
"George Bush is traveling around Europe. A couple of days ago, he's touring through Albania and he's shaking hands with people and someone steals his wrist watch. The Secret Service jumped right on it and they turned in a description of the watch. Mickey's gloves are white. His pants are red. His buttons are yellow. It's all part of George Bush's 'No Pickpocket Left Behind' program." --David Letterman
"He then made a terrible mistake at the Vatican. President Bush referred to the Pope as 'sir' as opposed to 'his holiness.' I fire people for that." --David Letterman
A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster.
Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s
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