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Sunday, January 28, 2018

Finally, a way for immigrants to become citizens without having to marry Donald Trump (that classic British stiff upper face)






































For the first time ever, Trump indicated that he is open to a path to citizenship for Dreamers. Finally, a way for immigrants to become citizens without having to marry Donald Trump. --Stephen Colbert

Today, he sat down with British Prime Minister Theresa May, which could have been awkward because they’ve had some sharp words for each other. But today, in Davos, Trump defended their relationship [clip of Trump speaking with May sitting silently]: “I think the feeling is mutual from the standpoint of liking each other a lot.” Are you allowed just to say how the other person feels about you without them saying a word? I’m not sure the feeling is mutual; can we see a close-up? Yeah, she’s got that classic British stiff upper face. --Stephen Colbert
A magisterial collection.
An emotional roller coaster.
Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s
Last Night On Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.

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