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Wednesday, January 31, 2018

Hillary lost to Bruno Mars despite beating him by 3 million votes (88% are up for re-election)



Hillary Clinton was on last night’s Grammys. Did you see that? Yeah, Hillary lost to Bruno Mars despite beating him by 3 million votes. --Conan O’Brien
Yesterday after the Grammys, Jay-Z got into a Twitter feud with President Trump. Jay-Z and President Trump in a Twitter feud. It turns out the most powerful man in the world doesn’t like President Trump. --Conan O’Brien
In a new interview, President Trump revealed that he tweets in bed. When asked if this were true, Melania said, “How the hell would I know?” --Conan O’Brien
A magisterial collection.
An emotional roller coaster.
Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s
Last Night On Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.

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