"Evil Democrat
Empire? I got news for you, if we're going to do the Star Wars analogy, the
Democrats are, at best, Ewoks." --Jon Stewart, on a Republican spoof video
comparing Democrats to the evil Empire in Star Wars
Last night in New
York City, the Statue of Liberty went dark for an hour due to an unplanned
power outage. So it looks like New York got a head start on their “Day Without
Women.” Of course, when Trump heard there was a dark woman from France outside
New York City, he immediately tried to have her deported. –James Corden
When asked for an
official statement, the statue just said that she wanted some me time. –James
Corden
Pope Francis
is calling for an audit of all the Catholic Church’s wealth. In a related
story, Pope Francis is missing. –Conan O’Brien
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