I want to take a
moment to recognize and acknowledge International Women’s Day, which was marked
today with a march on Washington, D.C., and a nationwide protest that was
titled “A Day Without a Woman.” The idea was to show the world what it would be
like without women. I’ll tell you something, I have some experience in this
area. I went years without a woman. It was terrible, I don’t recommend it.
–Jimmy Kimmel
I’ll admit I’m not
exactly clear on what “A Day Without a Woman” is supposed to mean, exactly.
Women make up half the population, of course a day without them is going to be
a mess. It seems like that goes without saying, right? Does anyone — hold on a
second. Let me find out here. [takes out iPhone] Siri, what is “A Day Without a
Woman?” [Siri audio:] “I’m sorry, I don’t work for you today. Go [bleep]
yourself.” –Jimmy Kimmel
For President
Trump, every day is a day without a woman because his wife still lives in New
York. At the White House, you know, a day without a woman is also called a
Cabinet meeting. –Jimmy Kimmel
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