"Senator
John McCain
has unveiled a new campaign slogan - "Ready To Lead America Into The 21st
Century." Yeah, yeah. And this is a lot better than his old slogan, 'I've
Been Around Since The 19th Century.'" --Conan O'Brien
"Fidel Castro
has resigned today as the president of Cuba. But don't worry, you'll still be
able to see him on ABC's 'Dancing With the Stars.'" --Jay Leno
"He
ran Cuba for almost 50 years. And political analysts are now debating what kind
of changes the Cuban people will hope for. I'm gonna guess: term limits."
--Jay Leno
"He
was president a long time. Do you realize that when Castro came to power in
1959 John McCain was only 61 years old?" --Jay Leno
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