So far though, nothing about his a** (he gets custody of her every other weekend)

President Trump called Abdul El Sayed a jihadist Muslim Brotherhood member who'd have to pass through a metal detector to enter the Senate. So far though, nothing about his ass. —Greg Gutfeld 

But you know what one of my favorite things to do on election day is? I stick my head out of the voting booth and say I'm out of toilet paper. —Greg Gutfeld 

74 year old Bill Belichick and his 25-year-old girlfriend have decided to end their relationship. But the good news is Bill gets custody of her every other weekend. —Greg Gutfeld 

All right, after yesterday’s election Texas is now blue as Democrats won both the Senate and governorship races. And wow, have the changes been swift. Word is all gun racks will now be replaced with spice racks. —Greg Gutfeld 

“Experts say it was the roughest night for a Republican president since Mary Todd Lincoln bought theater tickets.” — Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

I wonder when he's going to find out (Way ahead of you)

To avoid explosive diarrhea attacks, health officials are urging Americans to avoid salad. True Americans said, “Way ahead of you.” —Kat Timpf

Joe Biden is going on a book tour across the United States to promote his new book. Fascinating news. I wonder when he's going to find out. —Kat Timpf

Scientists say for the first time they have made a cell from scratch. And in 25 years that cell will multiply and grow into a girlfriend for Bill Belichick. —Kat Timpf

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

tuck them in places so the wheels don't run (Rhode Island representative John Wick)

The question is, what do you call an enormous bill that crams together every single Republican issue? To quote Trump: “One big, beautiful bill.” Really? Big, beautiful bill, that’s the best you could come up with? That’s a stupid name, OK? Also, that’s what Jordon Hudson calls Bill Belichick. —Ronny Chieng, The Daily Show

I don’t blame commentators for mixing up the BBB with BBL, or Brazilian butt lift. Maybe BBL was a better name, because this bill is thick and mostly a**. —Ronny Chieng

The bill isn’t just about taking healthcare from poor people to give rich people tax cuts. I’m sure there’s something in there for the rest of you. Indeed, one provision tucked into the bill eliminates the $200 registration fee for gun silencers. Let’s see, that was added by … Rhode Island representative John Wick? —Ronny Chieng

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Amazingly none of them could make bail (sparkling personality bulls**t)

A border patrol traffic stop in Texas led to the discovery of 13 illegal aliens concealed inside a truck carrying hay. Amazingly none of them could make bail. —Greg Gutfeld

According to the New York Times Bill Belichick used to make his girlfriend Jordan Hudson wear red pants so he could spot her in the crowd. No wonder he kept trying to have sex with Travis Kelce. —Greg Gutfeld

Johnny Depp's ex Amber Herd announced that she gave birth to twins. That's something you never hear about. Amber Herd dropping a deuce. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

practice for later (freeze tag)

Bill Belichick’s 24-year-old girlfriend was criticized for repeatedly interrupting his interview on CBS Sunday Morning. She also pulled the plugs of several cameras which she called practice for later. —Greg Gutfeld

The White House Correspondent's Dinner was on Saturday and it might have been the most low energy event since Joe Biden challenged Mitch McConnell to a game of freeze tag. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.” 

 

the only way for young people to pay off their student loans is by dating Bill Belichick (Recruitment Ad)

President Trump posted an AI generated video featuring a transformed Gaza with a Trump Hotel, bearded belly dancers and Benjamin Netanyahu lounging on a beach. The video was titled ISIS Recruitment Ad. —Michael Che

Last week, a US appeals court blocked a Biden era student debt relief plan, which means the only way for young people to pay off their student loans is by dating Bill Belichick. —Michael Che

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

He's now seeking advice from Bill Belichick (every time their wife leaves the house)

A new poll showed President Trump is still not scoring well with female voters ages 18 to 24. He's now seeking advice from Bill Belichick. —Greg Gutfeld

A psychologist recommends that adults may want to consider revisiting their childhood hobbies. This must be advice for women because men revisit their childhood hobby every time their wife leaves the house. —Greg Gutfeld

A French company set a record for the world's largest cheese fondue. I know. JB Pritzker just bought a one-way ticket to France. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Why not put her face on a bottle of syrup while you're at it (how to deal with deflated balls)

California attorney general Rob Bonta announced that Kamala Harris would clear out the field if she runs for California Governor. Wow, saying a black woman would clear out the field? Why not put her face on a bottle of syrup while you're at it. —Greg Gutfeld

According to the New York Post, 72-year-old Bill Belichick and his 24-year-old girlfriend Jordon Hudson are rumored to be engaged. Yes it was love at first will. Word is she reached out to Tom Brady on how to deal with deflated balls. —Greg Gutfeld

Bret Baier  is going to interview Trump at Mar-a-Lago for the Super Bowl pregame show. Meanwhile Kristi Noem is not allowed within 100 feet of the Puppy Bowl. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Today, ABC asked him to be the next ‘Grizzled Bachelor.’ (fans everywhere were absolutely deflated)

“After 24 seasons as head coach, Bill Belichick is leaving the New England Patriots. Yep, even though Belichick is in his 70s, the job offers are already rolling in. Today, ABC asked him to be the next ‘Grizzled Bachelor.’” — Jimmy Fallon

“I don’t know about you, but I’ll miss the way Bill Belichick’s smile lit up a room.” — Jimmy Kimmel

“My staff over here tells me that upon hearing the news, Patriots fans everywhere were absolutely deflated.” — Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

They are going to rename it the New England Patriot Act (it's not that inconceivable)

"Well, as you know, this past weekend, the government announced a massive bailout of mortgage lenders, Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac. To give you an idea how big this bailout is, they actually had to tell President Bush about it." --Jay Leno

"And President Bush is now pushing Congress to expand the government's ability to spy on Americans now that the current phone tap bill has expired. In fact, to gain support for a new spying Bill, they're bringing in coach Bill Belichick. Yeah. They are going to rename it the New England Patriot Act." --Jay Leno

"Well, you know what's interesting, it's been mentioned that Barack Obama may still pick a woman for VP, but not Hillary Clinton. Yeah. Well today, a top Hillary Clinton supporter named Lanny Davis said it was 'inconceivable' that Obama would pick another woman over Hillary, to which Bill said, 'it's not that inconceivable.'" --Jay Leno

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Where do I see myself in five years? (13%)

February 2022

“Looking into the lawsuit against the NFL by former Miami Dolphins coach Brian Flores for racial discrimination. Now, sure, almost 70% of NFL players are Black, and there’s only one Black head coach in the entire league, but the NFL can’t be racist! They spray-painted a tiny ‘end racism’ next to the Kansas City Chiefs logo!” —Stephen Colbert

“Flores was fired by Miami on 10 January, despite leading the team to its first back-to-back winning seasons since 2003. Despite his overall record, winning seven of his last eight games this season, Flores was fired, apparently because he did not get along and go along with the owner. But eight other teams also lost their coaches, and Flores got several interviews for open positions, including with the New York Giants. Such coaching searches are bound by the NFL’s ‘Rooney Rule’, which requires NFL teams to interview a diverse range of candidates for head coaching jobs and other leadership positions. It’s a great idea, gives everybody an opportunity, unless you don’t give an opportunity to anybody, which is what happened in this case. Flores learned via mistaken text from Bill Belichick, the New England Patriots coach, that the head coaching job had gone to someone else – three days before his interview with the team. So he’s saying they wasted his time just to check a pretend box about how they pretend care about diversity, though I imagine it did take the pressure off the job interview – ‘Where do I see myself in five years? Uh, I don’t know, suing you?’” —Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/12/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and_10.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

today Belichick was offered a job with the Bush administration (audio frequencies)

"So obviously, the president has a better idea [on screen: Bush saying, 'I believe the best approach is to put more power in the hands of individuals. By empowering people and their doctors...']. Okay, I'm just going to stop him right there. I think I figured out the disconnect here. I think I figured out the problem. 'Empowering people and their doctors.' See, he thinks the uninsured have doctors." --Jon Stewart

"There are now allegations that New England Patriots Coach Bill Belichick may have tampered with the stadium's audio frequencies to eavesdrop on the other teams' conversations. But the good news of these spying allegations is that today Belichick was offered a job with the Bush administration." --Jay Leno

     

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html #books #Bernie2020 #repealreplacerepublicans

JOKES: They are going to rename it the New England Patriot Act

"Hillary Clinton out on the campaign trail. She's very sly. You know, she's been campaigning about Black History Month, and she said today that America has come so far that a black man could one day grow up and possibly be vice president of the United States." --Jay Leno

"And Senator John McCain was on the Larry King show the other night. He and Larry got in a big argument over whose prostate was larger." --Jay Leno

"And President Bush is now pushing Congress to expand the government's ability to spy on Americans now that the current phone tap bill has expired. In fact, to gain support for a new spying Bill, they're bringing in coach Bill Belichick. Yeah. They are going to rename it the New England Patriot Act." --Jay Leno

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

The integrity of the game and possible punishments for the New England Patriots

The integrity of the game and possible punishments for the New England Patriots, Robert Kraft, Bill Belichick and Tom Brady..

Apparently the Patriots didn’t get the message the first time.

The New England Patriots are repeat offenders. They are repeat cheaters. 

Goodell has to send a message that cheating will be punished severely to assure everyone’s compliance and to obey the rules of the game.

This is a dangerous game. This is a collision game where large and powerful human bodies of flesh and bone are thrown into each other at great speed.

Resulting in brain damage, concussions, broken arms, dislocated fingers, elbows, shoulders. Torn ACLs, Torn MCLs. Herniated discs. Spinal injuries.

One of these days there is going to be a death. Or two.

We have men walking away from this game after playing in one hundred of these contests, or twenty of these contests, or ten of these contests that become a terror to their loved ones.

Many now they live out their remaining days in confusion and anger. Men who were once funny and kind end up putting a bullet in their head or their chest to ease their suffering.

Wives, sons and daughters now when they think of their husbands and fathers, the first word they think of is not, kindness, compassion or love,

instead the first word they think of is MONSTER.

This is what these men call competition and we watch it as sport.

Skin and bone. Where the metal meets the meat.

Once again, the integrity of the game. It is everything.

How long have the Patriots been doing this? One year? Two years? Ten years?

I remember a time twenty years ago, when I was in and out of the hospital after having tried to destroy myself a hundred times.

No food. No medicine. Little to no hope.

All I wanted out of life was to live on the farm, watch things grow and write my little stories.

I won’t be watching this “Super Bowl”. Not if Brady is allowed to play or Belichick is allowed to coach.

Suggested punishment…

New England Patriots (repeat offender). Loss of ALL 2015 draft picks.

Robert Kraft. 2 million fine.

Bill Belichick. 1 million fine. 1 year suspension.

Tom Brady. 1 million fine. 1 year suspension.

Do I have any faith that Roger Goodell will do the right thing?

Do you?

PS. Has anyone asked Kurt Warner how he feels about the Patriots stealing a second Super Bowl ring off his finger? Why did Roger Goodell destroy the evidence?

Did the Patriots cheat against the Colts?

Did New England cheat again to win a playoff game? I think they did. Goodell already showed that he would cover up for New England when he destroyed the video tape of the Patriots stealing plays from the Rams before the Super Bowl.

If I were Kurt Warner I would be pretty upset if someone cheated and stole a second Super Bowl ring off my finger. So if Brady and Belichick cheated and stole one Super Bowl, that means Brady would have 2 rings and Warner 2 rings. Would that change the conversation about Brady being the greatest quarterback of all time?

If you take the air out of the ball it gives you an advantage in not only the passing game but the running game as well. If the Patriots knew they were going to run the ball 30 times, well a smaller ball would be much easier for the runner to protect and not fumble in the rain. The Colts noticed a difference in the game balls right away. Will the Commissioner?

I don’t expect the commissioner to find anything against the Patriots. Goodell will cover it up just like he did when he destroyed the video tape when the Patriots cheated to win the Super Bowl. But if one of the Commissioner’s favorite owners head coach cheats to win Super Bowls they are still allowed to coach. No suspension at all.

If players cheat by taking steroids, they are suspended several games.

So much for the integrity of the game.