“Democrats won big in the midterm elections on Tuesday, taking control of the House and the Senate. The defeats were so bad, this morning Trump didn’t even want to get out of his tanning bed.” — Jimmy Fallon
“There’s going to be so many Republicans leaving the Capitol it will look like a reverse January 6.” — Jimmy Fallon
“You know it’s a tough night for Republicans when they lose the Waffle House states, you know?” — Jimmy Fallon
“Well, guys, President Trump couldn’t do it with the Reflecting Pool, but last night he turned the whole country blue.” — Jimmy Fallon
“Yep, it was a total blue wave caused by an orange president.” — Jimmy Fallon
“Kansas elected their first Democratic senator since 1932. 1932. To put that in perspective, that was seven years before Dorothy and Toto got to Kansas.” — Jimmy Kimmel
“Last night, America treated Donald Trump like he was the East Wing of the White House.” — Jimmy Kimmel
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“An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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