If you aren't doing anything wrong (Every copy comes with a coupon good for 10% off your dry cleaning)

Monica Lewinsky has sold a mysterious tell-all book to the editor who worked on Joe Biden's memoir. And this is nice. Every copy comes with a coupon good for 10% off your dry cleaning. —Greg Gutfeld 

There are big plans to turn Madonna's life into a movie. Young Madonna will be played by actress Julia Garner. Old Madonna will be played by a saddle. —Greg Gutfeld 

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