President Trump tweeted that he may pardon someone because Sylvester Stallone asked him to. The pardon is for the guy who wrote "Rocky V." --Conan O’Brien
"Marco Rubio announced he's running for president. Fun fact: Marco Rubio's wife is a former Miami Dolphins cheerleader. In other words, she knows how to generate fake enthusiasm for someone who's not going to win." –Conan O'Brien
A coach for the Miami Dolphins had to resign after a video surfaced of him snorting white powder. Afterwards, the team was like, “So THAT’S why the 50-yard line kept disappearing.” –Jimmy Fallon
At the debate on Tuesday Democratic candidate Lincoln Chafee bragged about the fact that in 30 years of public service, he’s never had one scandal. Well, it just came out that Chafee once used taxpayer money to buy frogs for his office aquarium. People said, “Well at least it wasn't a sex scandal.” And Chafee said, “Riiiight…” –Jimmy Fallon
"Governor Chris Christie says if he's president, he will crack down on the sale of marijuana. However, that was before he was told it also comes in a brownie." – Conan O'Brien
When French President Emmanuel Macron greeted President Trump, he kissed Trump on both cheeks. Then out of habit, Michael Cohen showed up and handed Macron $130,000. --Conan O’Brien
"Marco Rubio announced he's running for president. Fun fact: Marco Rubio's wife is a former Miami Dolphins cheerleader. In other words, she knows how to generate fake enthusiasm for someone who's not going to win." –Conan O'Brien
"A new report says that dogs can sniff out prostate cancer with almost 98 percent accuracy. The report also finds that cats can sniff it out with 100 percent accuracy but they prefer to watch you die." –Conan O'Brien
"Jeb Bush welcomed his fourth grandchild. The new Bush grandchild is happy, healthy, and will be running for president in 2048." –Conan O'Brien
"Marco Rubio announced he's running for president. Fun fact: Marco Rubio's wife is a former Miami Dolphins cheerleader. In other words, she knows how to generate fake enthusiasm for someone who's not going to win." –Conan O'Brien
John Fetterman who’s still recovering from a stroke and Dr. Mehmet Oz met for their only debate before the midterms. And just like in his puppy experiments Dr. Oz showed no mercy. —Colin Jost
Fetterman began his opening statement by saying ‘goodnight everybody’. It was a bizarre, baffling comment that debate watchers called his ‘high point.’ Regardless of your politics it’s never a great sign when most of the post-debate commentary is from brain doctors. I really don’t understand why Fetterman was allowed to do this debate. Who’s his campaign manager, the Miami Dolphins concussion doctor? —Colin Jost
It’s not like Oz did great. He just did slightly better than a recent stroke victim. At one point he said that a woman’s decision to have an abortion should include local political leaders. Which sounds like a perfect way to get an abortion five years late and $60 Million over budget. —Colin Jost
The world’s largest timber-towered suspension bridge has opened in Michigan. For now, said beavers. —Colin Jost
“Looking into the lawsuit against the NFL by former Miami Dolphins coach Brian Flores for racial discrimination. Now, sure, almost 70% of NFL players are Black, and there’s only one Black head coach in the entire league, but the NFL can’t be racist! They spray-painted a tiny ‘end racism’ next to the Kansas City Chiefs logo!” —Stephen Colbert
“Flores was fired by Miami on 10 January, despite leading the team to its first back-to-back winning seasons since 2003. Despite his overall record, winning seven of his last eight games this season, Flores was fired, apparently because he did not get along and go along with the owner. But eight other teams also lost their coaches, and Flores got several interviews for open positions, including with the New York Giants. Such coaching searches are bound by the NFL’s ‘Rooney Rule’, which requires NFL teams to interview a diverse range of candidates for head coaching jobs and other leadership positions. It’s a great idea, gives everybody an opportunity, unless you don’t give an opportunity to anybody, which is what happened in this case. Flores learned via mistaken text from Bill Belichick, the New England Patriots coach, that the head coaching job had gone to someone else – three days before his interview with the team. So he’s saying they wasted his time just to check a pretend box about how they pretend care about diversity, though I imagine it did take the pressure off the job interview – ‘Where do I see myself in five years? Uh, I don’t know, suing you?’” —Stephen Colbert
"President Obama is criticizing Rick Perry for denying global warming. I can understand why Rick Perry doesn't take global warming seriously. As governor of Texas, he's probably fried more people than global warming all put together." –Jay Leno
"Herman Cain won the Republican straw poll in Florida. Cain has had more wins in Florida this year than the Miami Dolphins." –Jay Leno
"Joe Biden was a guest on 'The View' today. It was a little weird, When Whoopi said it was time for 'Hot Topics,' Biden was like, 'The sun! Coffee! Toasters! Did I win?'" –Jimmy Fallon
I have been working on a paper for the Education Market. The paper talks about using video games as a teaching tool for children with learning disabilities. The age demographic would be 8 to 18. Games could be up to the teacher or student to choose. Games might include soccer, football, basketball, etc.
Students could learn about various historical or fictional characters and create them as players for their team. It would allow the student to study history, philosophy, religion, sports, popular culture, etc. and then create the characters to be a part of their team. The students would even be able to play alongside their created characters.
On some of the teams historical figures like Martin Luther King, and Abraham Lincoln will play on the same team with authors like Ernest Hemingway and William Shakespeare, or Elvis Presley and Tupac Shakur.
The process is meant to be a simple and fun way for kids to learn subjects such as world history, literature, poetry, art, music, science and vocabulary. Maybe PS4/XBOX machines might be donated or discounted to schools for these classes. More on the paper as it is fleshed out. Enjoy the simulations.
Also for sentimental reasons, some fallen friends and family are on this team. Semper Fi. May you rest in peace.
On the Indianapolis Colts
Former Colt players, Marvin Harrison, Reggie Wayne, Dwight Freeney, Robert Mathis, Bob Sanders, Andrew Luck, T.Y. Hilton
LT Paul McCartney, musician The Beatles
LT Nelson Mandela, South African leader
LG Jesus Christ, some folks Lord and Savior
LG Ringo Starr, musician The Beatles
C Charles Bukowski, poet
C Muddy Waters, musician
RG God
RG Winston Churchill, English Prime Minister
RT John Lennon, musician The Beatles
RT George Harrison, musician The Beatles
TE/DT Clay Brannon, boy wonder
WR/DE Jeremiah Brewster, wonder boy
DT Army, Jack Renforth (RIP), TE Paul Bantley (RIP), HB/LB G. Hulse, Army, HB J. Purkey, Navy, T.F., Marines, David Wood, Marines, Ian Betts, Navy
More Colts players include Martin Luther King, Stephen Hawking, Albert Einstein, as well as characters from Star Trek…
Jeanluc Picard, Cmndr Worf, Cmdr Data, James Kirk, Mr Spock, Jonathan Archer, Cmdr Tuvok, Geordi LaForge, Ben Sisko, etc.
Miami Dolphins Fantasy Roster
Offense
QB Dan Marino, NFL
QB Colin Kaepernick, NFL
QB Ryan Tannehill, NFL
HB Larry Csonka, NFL
HB Mercury Morris, NFL
HB Ricky Williams, NFL
FB Jim Kiick, NFL
WR Luke Skywalker, Star Wars, played by Mark Hamill
WR Paul Warfield, NFL
WR Harry Potter, played by Daniel Radcliffe
WR Hunter S. Thompson, author
WR Mark Clayton, NFL
WR T’Challa, Black Panther, played by Chadwick Boseman
WR Charlie Parker, musician
WR Nat Moore, NFL
TE John Shaft, Shaft, played by Samuel L. Jackson
TE Trip Tucker, Star Trek, played by Connor Trinneer
TE Horatio Caine, CSI, played by David Caruso
TE Don Draper, Mad Men, played by Jon Hamm
LT Richmond Webb, NFL
LT Bernie Sanders, Independent Senator, Vermont
LG Larry Little, NFL
LG Gabriel Prosser, slave revolt leader
C Dwight Stephenson, NFL
RG Bob Kuechenberg, NFL
RG Nat Turner, slave revolt leader
RT Howlin Wolf, musician
RT Seymour Hersh, journalist
Defense
LE Scott Replogle, boy wonder
LE Alex Brewster, kid supreme
LE Morpheus, The Matrix, played by Laurence Fishburne
LE Teal’c, Stargate SG-1, played by Christopher Judge
LE Sonny Liston, boxing
RE Jason Taylor, NFL
RE Ben Sisko, Star Trek, played by Avery Brooks
RE Lando Calrissian, Star Wars, played by Billy Dee Williams
RE Buddha, founder of Buddhism
DT Manny Fernandez, NFL
DT Charles Bukowski, poet
DT Shaka Zulu, African leader
DT John Shaft, Shaft, played by Samuel L. Jackson
DT Jean Cocteau, artist
LB Geordi LaForge, Star Trek, played by LeVar Burton
LB Muhammad Ali, boxer
LB Nemo, The Matrix, played by Keanu Reeves
LB Chris Huber, boy wonder
LB Montgomery Scott, Star Trek, played by Simon Pegg
LB Nick Buoniconti, NFL
LB Tupac Shakur, musician
LB Zach Thomas, NFL
LB Jack Dempsey, boxer
LB Django Freeman, Django Unchained, played by Jamie Foxx
LB Dwight Freeney, NFL
LB Nelson Mandela, South African leader
LB Keyser Soze, The Usual Suspects, played by Kevin Spacey
Another
big story is this Harvey Weinstein scandal. Today, some very serious
allegations came out about his sexual misconduct. You can tell they’re bad, cuz
Anthony Weiner just unfriended him. –Jimmy Fallon
A
coach for the Miami Dolphins had to resign after a video surfaced of him
snorting white powder. Afterwards, the team was like, “So THAT’S why the
50-yard line kept disappearing.” –Jimmy Fallon
I have been working on a
paper for the Education Market.
The paper talks about using
video games as a teaching tool for
children with learning
disabilities.
The age demographic would be
10 to 18. Games could be up to the teacher or student to chose. Games might
include soccer, football, basketball, etc.
Students could learn about
various historical or fictional characters and create them as players for their
team. It would allow the student to study history, philosophy, religion,
sports, popular culture, etc. and then create the characters to be a part of
their team. The students would even be able to play along side their created
characters.
In this example I used PS4
Madden 17. On some of the teams historical figures like Martin Luther King, and
Abraham Lincoln will play on the same team with authors like Ernest Hemingway
and William Shakespeare, or Elvis Presley and Tupac Shakur.
The process is meant to be a
simple and fun way for kids to learn.
Maybe PS4/XBOX machines might
be donated or discounted to schools for these classes.
More on the paper as it is
fleshed out. Enjoy the simulations.
On the Indianapolis Colts
Offensive Line
LT Paul McCartney,
musician The Beatles
LG Jesus, some folks
Lord and Savior
C Charles Bukowski,
poet
RG God
RT John Lennon,
musician The Beatles
More Colts players include
Martin Luther King, Stephen
Hawking, Albert Einstein,
Muddy Waters, Winston
Churchill, Nelson Mandela
even characters from Star
Trek
Jeanluc Picard, Cmndr Worf,
Cmdr Data, James Kirk,
Mr Spock, Jonathan Archer,
Cmdr Tuvok, Geordi LaForge
Ben Sisko
and fictional characters
Jack Bauer, 24, played by
Keifer Sutherland
Nate Fisher, Six Feet Under,
played by Peter Krause
Also for sentimental reasons,
some fallen friends are on this team. Semper Fi. May you rest in peace.
Miami Dolphins Fantasy
Roster
Offense
QB Dan Marino, NFL
HB Mercury Morris, NFL
HB Larry Csonka, NFL
HB Ricky Williams, NFL
FB Jim Kiick, NFL
WR Luke Skywalker, Star
Wars, played by Mark Hamill
WR Paul Warfield, NFL
WR Mark Clayton, NFL
WR Hunter Thompson,
author
WR Jaco Pastorius,
musician
WR Charlie Parker,
musician
TE John Shaft, Shaft,
played by Richard Roundtree
TE Trip Tucker, Star
Trek, played by Connor Trinneer
TE Horatio Caine,
CSI:Miami, played by David Caruso
LG Larry Little, NFL
C Dwight Stephenson,
NFL
Defense
LE Teal’c,
Stargate-SG-1, played by Christopher Judge
RE Jason Taylor, NFL
RE Ben Sisko, Star
Trek, played by Avery Brooks
RE Lando Calrissian,
Star Wars, played by Billy Dee Williams
DT Manny Fernandez, NFL
DT Charles Bukowski,
poet
DT Jean Cocteau, author
DT Ndamukong Suh, NFL
LB Geordi LaForge, Star
Trek, played by LeVar Burton
LB Muhammad Ali, boxer
LB Montgomery Scott,
Star Trek, played by James Doohan
LB Cmndr Tuvok, Star
Trek, played by Tim Russ
LB Nick Buoniconti, NFL
LB Zach Thomas, NFL
LB Jack Dempsey, boxer
LB Django Freeman,
Django Unchained, played by Jamie Foxx
