I wonder when he's going to find out (Way ahead of you)

To avoid explosive diarrhea attacks, health officials are urging Americans to avoid salad. True Americans said, “Way ahead of you.” —Kat Timpf

Joe Biden is going on a book tour across the United States to promote his new book. Fascinating news. I wonder when he's going to find out. —Kat Timpf

Scientists say for the first time they have made a cell from scratch. And in 25 years that cell will multiply and grow into a girlfriend for Bill Belichick. —Kat Timpf

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

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