President Trump called Abdul El Sayed a jihadist Muslim Brotherhood member who'd have to pass through a metal detector to enter the Senate. So far though, nothing about his ass. —Greg Gutfeld
But you know what one of my favorite things to do on election day is? I stick my head out of the voting booth and say I'm out of toilet paper. —Greg Gutfeld
74 year old Bill Belichick and his 25-year-old girlfriend have decided to end their relationship. But the good news is Bill gets custody of her every other weekend. —Greg Gutfeld
All right, after yesterday’s election Texas is now blue as Democrats won both the Senate and governorship races. And wow, have the changes been swift. Word is all gun racks will now be replaced with spice racks. —Greg Gutfeld
“Experts say it was the roughest night for a Republican president since Mary Todd Lincoln bought theater tickets.” — Greg Gutfeld
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“An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
