deliberately maligning the upper class (In Trump's defense there's nothing in the bill about The View)

Pride month is still underway which means in New York City all chalk body outlines will feature jazz hands. —Greg Gutfeld

President Trump and Elon Musk are feuding after Elon called the big beautiful bill a mountain of disgusting pork. In Trump's defense there's nothing in the bill about The View. —Greg Gutfeld

Chinese scientists who allegedly smuggled a deadly fungus into America will remain in us custody. Anthony Fauci has already posted their bail. —Greg Gutfeld

Zimbabwe is considering killing dozens of elephants and distributing the meat to its people. Coincidentally the State Department is warning Joy Behar to avoid Zimbabwe. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Old lab rat meet new lab rat (It’s because they are all witches)

A new study is being conducted to explain why redheads seem to experience pain differently. I know why. It’s because they are all witches. —Colin Jost

Scientists have determined the cause of the mysterious deaths of dozens of African elephants was a bacterial infection, and not Margaret, the one elephant who stood to inherit everything. —Colin Jost

Dominos has launched a new program called Emergency Pizza, which offers customers a free pizza whenever they need it most. Which is strange because all of my emergencies come right after eating a Dominos pizza. —Colin Jost

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

If he keeps this up, people are going to start questioning his judgment (natural selection courses)

 

"President Bush now is apparently giving an Arab country control of American ports. Does that seem like a good idea? He's going to give control of American ports to an Arab country. If he keeps this up, people are going to start questioning his judgment." --David Letterman

 

"We went through the files and found an old classic Bill Clinton in India joke. President Clinton is visiting India, and today he rode an elephant. I believe it's the biggest thing he's mounted that didn't get him impeached." --David Letterman

"How about that presidential race, are you excited about that? We're gonna have a new president. How 'bout that John McCain? I like that John McCain. But he, John McCain and his campaign received a serious setback a couple of days ago when he was endorsed by President Bush." --David Letterman

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

One of two elephant jokes... (Son, I have spoiled that woman!)

A father and mother take their young son to the circus. Just as a group of elephants walk into the circle stage, the father excuses himself to go get popcorn and soda for his family. As the elephants walk around the stage, the little boy notices the large elephants penis almost dragging the ground as they walk by.

The little boy points at the elephant’s penis and asks his mother in a curious voice, “Mommy, what’s that?”

The mother was slightly embarrassed, and mutters, “Oh, that’s nothing.”

Just then dad returns with the snacks, and mom decides she would like some chocolate so she excuses herself and heads to the concession stand leaving dad and son alone. 

Just then, the elephants make another pass and once again, the giant elephants penis dangles close to the ground. The little boy is still curious, and dissatisfied with his mom’s answer turns to his dad and points to the elephant’s penis and asks his father, “Dad, what’s that?”

The father gently tells his young son, “Son, that’s the elephant’s penis.”

The little boy replies, “But mom said that it was nothing?”

To that the father replies, “Son, I have spoiled that woman!”

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”