Their customers were embarrassed to be seen shoplifting there (their new $1,200 Frappuccino)

Target just issued a stricter, more standardized dress code for its employees. Their look had gotten so sloppy, customers were embarrassed to be seen shoplifting there. —Tom Shillue

Starbucks is offering their baristas a $1,200 bonus if they work faster and act friendlier. They plan to make up the shortfall with their new $1,200 Frappuccino. —Tom Shillue

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