Yes, if you go: up, up, down down, B, A, B, A, select (the pressure has really taken a toll on Hillary Clinton)

February 2013

"Even though many have wanted to see Gitmo closed, including President Obama, despite all logic, it remains open for business. It's the Radio Shack of the War on Terror." –Stephen Colbert

"The War on Terror just turned 12-years-old, which explains why it's into remote controlled planes." –Stephen Colbert 

"Can our drone program win the war on terror? Yes, if you go: up, up, down down, B, A, B, A, select." –Stephen Colbert 

"John Kerry is the new secretary of state. Or the pressure has really taken a toll on Hillary Clinton." –Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night 

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

I love all living things, but that guy was a d*ck (our warm up spill)

"Last night the Dalai Lama implied that the killing of Osama bin Laden was justified. I think his exact quote was, 'I love all living things, but that guy was a dick.'" –Conan O'Brien 

"At the time of his death, bin Laden had sewn the equivalent of $740 into his clothing. Experts say his next plan was to launch a major attack, or to rent a one-bedroom apartment in Chicago." –Conan O'Brien

"Marijuana plants were found near bin Laden's compound, which explains why bin Laden's last words were, 'Dude . . . '" –Conan O'Brien

"Now that bin Laden is gone, we can get back to talking about 'American Idol.' That really shows that we've won the War on Terror." –Conan O'Brien

"BP has been fined $25 million for causing an oil spill in Alaska five years ago. Or as BP refers to it, 'our warm up spill.'" –Conan O'Brien

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

You can find her at www.extremelycareless.com? (it got destroyed by the Death Star)

"A panel of scientists voted to kick Pluto out of the solar system. They tried to explain the science of this to President Bush, but then they got fed up and just told him it got destroyed by the Death Star." --Bill Maher

"Changing 'french fries' to 'freedom fries' was arguably the Republican Congress' greatest accomplishment. Democrats would have called them 'surrender fries'." --Stephen Colbert

"Finally good news in the administration's War on Terror. No doubt Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld overjoyed of the news If he seemed a little disoriented or a little choked up, it's because this is the first thing he's done right." --Jon Stewart