However she will now go back to her previous job of terrorizing the Goonies (It's the same reason he won't play Barack Obama)

In their first 100 days Donald Trump faced 92% negative coverage while Biden received nearly 60% positive press coverage. The press's excuse. They were told not to speak ill of the dead. —Greg Gutfeld

Milwaukee Judge Hannah Dugan who was accused of shielding an illegal immigrant from ICE agents has been temporarily relieved of her official duties. However she will now go back to her previous job of terrorizing the Goonies. —Greg Gutfeld

Scientists have found a giant hidden gas cloud only 300 light years away from Earth. Hey, don't look at me said Jerry Nadler. —Greg Gutfeld

Actor Terrence Howard says he turned down the role of singer Marvin Gaye because he couldn't kiss a man. It's the same reason he won't play Barack Obama. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Is it me or is Mitt Romney getting desperate? (why he didn't just hire a chauffeur)

September 2012

"Early this morning in Los Angeles police were involved with a high-speed chase with a suspect drawing a crowd by throwing money out the window. Is it me or is Mitt Romney getting desperate?" –Conan O'Brien

"Over the weekend Mitt Romney made an appearance at a NASCAR race in Virginia. There was an awkward moment when he asked a NASCAR driver why he didn't just hire a chauffeur." –Conan O'Brien

"Mitt Romney is not backing down from his statement that America's number one foe is Russia. Then he said America's number one band is Duran Duran and the number one movie is 'The Goonies.'" –Conan O'Brien

"In Yemen, a U.S. drone strike has killed al-Qaida's number two leader, the sixth second in command the U.S. has killed. This is one area where Obama can say he definitely is creating jobs." –Conan O'Brien

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

This is a man who would sell ad time during a moment of silence

"Mitt Romney is not backing down from his statement that America's number one foe is Russia. Then he said America's number one band is Duran Duran and the number one movie is 'The Goonies.'" –Conan O'Brien 

"In a recent promotion, Mitt Romney is offering donors a chance to win a ride on his campaign plane. But if you know how Mitt Romney travels, this is one contest you don't want to win." (on screen: a picture of someone strapped to the roof of his plane) –Seth Meyers



"It's nice to know that no matter how bad things get in the Middle East, Mitt Romney is always there to make them worse. You saw him this week when our embassies were under attack, before any facts were in he tried to score political points because he sees everything as a business opportunity. This is a man who would sell ad time during a moment of silence." –Bill Maher