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Showing posts with label KIA. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 6, 2024

So, kids, get ready for a ride where Dad cuts your hand off (old-timey doctors)


Hey, guys, listen to this: Disney has a new "Star Wars" theme park. And they're promising a fully physical and immersive experience. So, kids, get ready for a ride where Dad cuts your hand off. --Jimmy Fallon


Some more news here. I saw that Kia just debuted a new electric car that has a dashboard with 21 screens. 21 screens. They even have a name for it: the Accidente. --Jimmy Fallon


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”



 

Friday, March 17, 2023

Come on, doesn't some small part of you sort of want to see where this all goes? (Now get Bill Clinton and Prince Andrew)


Donald Trump announced his 2020 campaign slogan will be "Keep America great!" Well, there were a bunch of other slogans he almost went with instead. For example, Trump also considered "I'm with hair." He also thought about going with "I mean, it can't get worse than it already is." And finally he almost went with, "Come on, doesn't some small part of you sort of want to see where this all goes?" --Jimmy Fallon


Tonight was part one of "The Bachelor" finale. People weren't sure if Colton would go with Hannah or Tayshia or maybe try to win back Cassie. I've got my own theories, but after explaining them, my Uber driver was like, "Sir, we've been at your destination for 10 minutes. Please get out of the car!" --Jimmy Fallon


Some more news here. I saw that Kia just debuted a new electric car that has a dashboard with 21 screens. 21 screens. They even have a name for it: the Accidente. --Jimmy Fallon


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”



 

Tuesday, March 5, 2019

So, kids, get ready for a ride where Dad cuts your hand off (the Accidente)

Some more news here. I saw that Kia just debuted a new electric car that has a dashboard with 21 screens. 21 screens. They even have a name for it: the Accidente. --Jimmy Fallon
Hey, guys, listen to this: Disney has a new "Star Wars" theme park. And they're promising a fully physical and immersive experience. So, kids, get ready for a ride where Dad cuts your hand off. --Jimmy Fallon
Thank you, Trump's signature, for also being a picture of his heart rate while watching Michael Cohen's testimony. --Jimmy Fallon
Thank you, March weather. I can't wait to wake up every day and play the age-old game pleasant spring day or full-blown arctic apocalypse? --Jimmy Fallon
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”



Wednesday, November 16, 2016

I saw a photograph of a 70 year old Vietnamese grandmother (poem)




I saw a photograph of a 70 year old Vietnamese grandmother

I saw a photograph
of a 70 year old Vietnamese grandmother
transporting 600 pounds
of military supplies
by using a bicycle
without rubber for the tires,
with 300 pounds
somehow balanced on each side
of the handlebars.

The soldiers needed
the supplies
and grandma was willing
to risk terrible hardship,
and possible death
to see that the soldiers
got the guns, food, ammunition,
and medical supplies
that they needed.

What I took from this was
that if a 70 year old woman
is willing to transport
600 pounds of

ANYTHING,

much less bombs, grenades, rifles,
ammunition, food, medical supplies…

through a dense suffocating jungle,

while thousands of bombs fall from the sky,
trying to kill her,

then the message is clear,
she is telling you,

GET OUT!
Get the FUCK OUT!!

Get the FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW…

We should have listened to her.

58,000 (of us) dead
1.5 million (of them) dead
 if you add in,
and why wouldn’t you,

Vietnam, Laos and Cambodia…

that number rises to 3.5 million.

150,000 US wounded,

1,600 MIA….

Many scars live on the inside.
In our nightmares.

Some say there are still men over there.
I don’t know the answer to that question.

But if it’s true, these men would be
70 years old now,

and would have to have survived
more than 40 years of brutality
and torture.

It’s just too much.

How does that make you feel?