the old days, when if Trump had a stupid idea, it just went out of business (All right, let’s move on to the bikini competition)

President Trump said today that he will never, ever back down from his

demand for a border wall. I got to say, I'm really starting to miss the old

days, when if Trump had a stupid idea, it just went out of business.

--Seth Meyers

President Trump on Twitter today continued to push for his proposed

border wall saying, "A big new caravan is heading up to our southern

border from Honduras." Oh, my God. That means the only thing

between us and them is the border patrol, I.C.E., a fence, mountains,

a river, Mexico, and Guatemala. --Seth Meyers

Today was the 10th anniversary of the Miracle on the Hudson,

when a U.S. Airways jet successfully made an emergency landing

in the Hudson River. Not to be confused with the Miracle on the

East River where a man swam all the way across without

dissolving. --Seth Meyers

President Trump today made a surprise appearance at a Women

of America panel at the White House. Said Trump, “Four, four, six,

three, seven, six. All right, let’s move on to the bikini competition.”

--Seth Meyers

Of course, not everyone’s standing by him. In an editorial, a former

Trump employee called the president “mercurial, difficult, demanding,

mean, and petulant.” Trump was like, “I understood ‘mean.’”

--Jimmy Fallon

I saw that Trump spent yesterday playing golf instead of commemorating

Martin Luther King Jr. People were pretty upset — then they thought

about what Trump would’ve said and were like, “Probably a good move.”

--Jimmy Fallon

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Luckily, now he's got an excellent walking stick (I stand with the Los Angeles teachers)

President Trump on Twitter today continued to push for his proposed border wall saying, "A big new caravan is heading up to our southern border from Honduras." Oh, my God. That means the only thing between us and them is the border patrol, I.C.E., a fence, mountains, a river, Mexico, and Guatemala. --Seth Meyers

A man in his 50s recently experienced so-called debilitating night blindness after accidentally taking an entire bottle of sexual-dysfunction medicine. Which makes you wonder, what medicine did he mean to take an entire bottle of? That's right. He has debilitating night blindness from taking sexual-dysfunction medicine. Luckily, now he's got an excellent walking stick. --Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Dressing up like a condor and using a sharpened stone to remove a living man's heart? Si. (you're the best adulterer we've got)

"Apparently, while Newt [Gingrich] was leading the Clinton impeachment over the Monica Lewinsky affair, he himself was having an extramarital affair. Now there's a huge cry from the left about Newt's so-called hypocrisy, but the former Speaker explains how that is actually a positive [on screen: Gingrich saying, 'I drew the line in my mind that said even though I run the risk of being deeply embarrassed, I have no choice but to move forward']. You see, it's very easy to condemn another man's dalliances when you're faithful to your own wife. But to be a hypocrite and still do it, that takes courage. So Newt, if you are running for president, you have my blessing ... because I still won't vote for a Mormon, and you're the best adulterer we've got." --Stephen Colbert

"In Guatemala, Mayan priests are set to perform an ancient cleansing ritual to rid the air of whatever Bush left behind. Mayan priests -- the ones who in the old days used to kill and eat the virgin's heart. So let's recap what the Mayan priest basically is saying: Dressing up like a condor and using a sharpened stone to remove a living man's heart? Si. Protective corn tariffs? Unclean." --Jon Stewart

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

And today, Israel announced he is their new ambassador to Ireland (a special kind of Stupid)

"President Bush visited a Mayan temple this weekend in Guatemala, and afterwards ... Mayan leaders performed a cleansing ceremony to clear Bush's bad energy. When he heard this, Bush got upset and said, 'Oh yeah? He who smelt it, dealt it.'" --Conan O'Brien

"Israel has recalled its ambassador to El Salvador after the ambassador was found drunk and naked in the yard of his residence. And today, Israel announced he is their new ambassador to Ireland." --Conan O'Brien

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”