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Showing posts with label Graham Elwood. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Graham Elwood. Show all posts

Monday, May 19, 2025

the McJournalist (Yeah totes!)



Well, President Trump traveled to the Middle East this week. And if I were him, I would have just stayed there, because it looked awesome. Trump arrived in Saudi Arabia, where he was greeted with a lavender carpet, which matched the color of his tie and also the length. They also rolled out a mobile McDonald's truck for President Trump's visit, featuring Saudi Arabia's most popular new burger, the McJournalist. —Colin Jost

According to a new tell-all book, Joe Biden's inner circle revealed that they were worried the president would need a wheelchair in his second term, especially after they were all done stabbing him in the back. —Colin Jost


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Thursday, April 6, 2023

Have you thought about retiring? (War monger narcissists with ties to Epstein)


April 2023

“Meanwhile, after his arraignment, Trump flew back home to Florida and held a rally in Mar-a-Lago. It's always nice to have a traditional post-arrest reception. The whole staff looked at him like, ‘Back so soon?’” —Jimmy Fallon

“Switching gears, listen to this. In a new documentary, Pope Francis said that sex is a beautiful thing. That's because he's only seen it in Renaissance oil paintings. It was even weirder because the question was, ‘Have you thought about retiring?’” —Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”


 

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