“Yep, everyone's still talking about the classified documents that were found in President Biden's garage. Even worse, it came out that his neighbor asked to borrow one and still hasn't returned it.” —Jimmy Fallon
“Of course, Democrats are concerned this scandal could weaken Biden as a candidate in 2024, as opposed to their previous concern, that the ravages of time would weaken him by 2024.” —Jimmy Fallon
“Imagine losing the most powerful job on Earth because you kept putting off cleaning out the garage.” —Jimmy Fallon
“Meanwhile, for the first time in six years, the New York Giants made the playoffs. Then the Jets were like, ‘Just say New York is in the playoffs, okay? Why do you have to be so specific?’” —Jimmy Fallon
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
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