He canceled his weekend at Hockey Camp (mulleton-mullet-on-mullet action)

"In his latest audio tape message, Osama bin Laden recommends a book all Americans should read. You can tell bin Laden is hungry for power because now he thinks he's Oprah." –Conan O'Brien

"It is true, though, the former governor of New Jersey has reportedly taken part in several threesomes. That's what everyone's saying. Or, as a threesome is known in New Jersey, mulleton-mullet-on-mullet action." --Conan O'Brien

"Barack Obama, of course, in the news. This weekend, Senator Barack Obama tried bowling. And his bowling score was a very low 37 -- terrible score, 37, yeah. Afterwards, Obama told reporters, 'That's it, no more white guy sports for me. That's it.' He canceled his weekend at Hockey Camp." --Conan O'Brien

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