Wednesday, September 19, 2018

Authorities Finger Assistant Councilman in Probe (Mayor of Uranus)

A small town in Missouri recently launched a newspaper called The Examiner. The mayor is upset about this and to understand why, you need to know that the town is called — I promise this is real — Uranus. So the newspaper that they launched is The Uranus Examiner. --James Corden

Now, the mayor wants the name changed. She thinks it opens up the town to ridicule. Though it's hard to command any respect when your official title is "Mayor of Uranus." --James Corden

But the city has bigger issues. They're facing a scandal. The Uranus Examiner covered it here: "Authorities Finger Assistant Councilman in Probe." --James Corden “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

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