So if you love bagels, and you love mac and cheese... (otherwise, they'll kill you)

When asked today if he thinks he deserves the Nobel Peace Prize, President Trump responded, “Everybody thinks so, but I would never say it.” Hey, reporters, stop asking him if he thinks he deserves stuff. --Seth Meyers

Einstein Bros. Bagels shop is now serving mac and cheese bagels. So if you love bagels, and you love mac and cheese, I hope you have a great personality. --Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”